I am Dr Dan, Dan Dubelman, and also The Crackerjack Kid. I was a child-whore selling candy to other kids for The Man. I have already exceeded the life expectancy for a kid star, and I shifted my career into the high-paying field of blues music. I have never owned a lava lamp myself, but I would argue that I am a lava lamp, and as such it would be cruel to own my brother…To me being part of the Allee Willis Museum Of Kitsch would be the culmination of a lifetime of work, I don’t just create a piece of Kitsch Art for people to look at, rather my life is Kitsch Art. It was either that or another royal wedding….