RENEW Toilet Paper

Submitted by DetroitKent December 3rd, 2010
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This roll of toilet paper was in a room I stayed at at hampton inn in kalamazoo, mi, where i was attending a toy show. The toilet paper is green and named “RENEW”. Nowhere on the wrapper does it specify whose used toilet paper was renewed. That omission made me apprehensive.

One Response to “RENEW Toilet Paper”

  1. Allee Willis

    The mere fact that the toilet paper is green colored is enough to make it somewhat squirmy for it’s intended use. Then the fact that it’s called Renew. What’s renewed? Your butthole? Certainly not the toilet paper roll as that constantly disappears.

    This should be required reading when one uses Renew: