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It’s The Allee Willis Meatloaf!! (part 2)

Submitted by denny January 24th, 2011
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I’m getting hungry.  FYI, brussell sprouts scare me so I avoided Allee’s eyes.

Ernie had so much fun and was very quick to want to be a part of the meatloaf process.  Actually he cooks ALL THE TIME and the only time I will cook is if I bake chocolate chip cookies or pasta.  I got motivated here.  Please note the chopped olives used for Allee’s glasses and pupils.

Sticking Allee into the oven.

Getting ready to close the oven door.

The finished product.

9 Responses to “It’s The Allee Willis Meatloaf!! (part 2)”

  1. Allee Willis

    For anyone who hasn’t seen part one of It’s The Allee Willis Meatloaf!! please proceed here now and then come right back: https://www.alleewillis.com/awmok/kitschenette/2011/01/23/its-the-allee-willis-meatloaf-part-1/

    I love how drippy I’ve become when cooked! It looks like I’m wearing a jeweled choker now.

    How curious that some of the carrots have disappeared in the cooking process. Maybe I got hungry while being caoked and ate them. That would be typical of me.

    Seriously brilliant is how some of the zucchini hair strips turned brown and now totally resemble my actual brown and blonde hair.

    Also excellent is the grease frame around my face upon being cooked. And that one of the pupils somehow moved quite a few inches west to become a beauty mark.

    I do really love that Ernie got into the Allee cooking concept.

  2. windupkitty

    Oh my goooood!!!!!!! hahahaahahah!!! The last picture KILLED me!!!! Poor Allee Meatloaf!!!!!!! You guys are so awesome…Ya know, I think I better start making some food art for dinner…how can that not brighten up a day?!

    And I’m with ya on the sprouts,Denny….they are the devil’s conspiracy against all those with tastebuds (I’m just sayin’)!

  3. denny

    I’m working on another edible portrait of some kind. My head is spinning with ideas.

    I almost wet my pants when I realized that your pupil did indeed move over to your cheek. I’m speechless.

  4. Patty McDonald

    Denny..you did an incredible job with the Allee meatloaf..and I by the way LOVE brussell sprouts! Not sure how they taste baked though..will have to try it.

  5. denny

    I don’t know about baked brussel sprouts Patty but if you try them baked, you’ll have let us all know how they taste. I don’t eat them, yuck.

  6. denny

    Shirlie – I don’t even cook, that’s the funny thing. I can but it’s not my thing unless it’s something fabulous like this meatloaf!