get_results($sql); if (count($rs)<1) // not yet added { $sql="insert into island_like (user_id, post_id, date_added) values (\"".mysql_real_escape_string($uid)."\", \"".mysql_real_escape_string(get_the_ID())."\", NOW());"; $rs = $wpdb->get_results($sql); } } elseif (!empty($_REQUEST['remove_like']) && !empty( $uid)) { // unset here $sql="delete from island_like where user_id=\"".mysql_real_escape_string($uid)."\" and post_id=\"".mysql_real_escape_string(get_the_ID())."\";"; $rs = $wpdb->get_results($sql); } /* $sql="select U.display_name, U.user_nicename, U.id as uid, if(U.id=\"".mysql_real_escape_string($uid)."\",1,0) as is_current, if (U.id=19, 1,0) as is_allee ". "from island_like as L, wp_users as U ". "where L.post_id=\"".mysql_real_escape_string(get_the_ID())."\" ". "and U.ID=L.user_id ". "order by is_current DESC, is_allee DESC, date_added DESC;"; $jealous_rs = $wpdb->get_results($sql); $user_is_jealous=0; if (count($jealous_rs)>0) { if ($jealous_rs[0]->uid==$uid) { $user_is_jealous=1; } }*/ ?>

Horny Goat

Submitted by john switzer January 30th, 2011
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Send Classique d' Camembert Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; $admin_email_pop_liith="
Send Love Is In The Hair Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; } echo "
"; if ($is_award) { echo ''; echo 'Certifikitsch Winner'.$admin_email_pop_coa; } if ($is_gold_award) { echo ''; echo 'Classique d Camembert'.$admin_email_pop_cdc; } if ($is_hair) { echo ''; echo 'Love Is In The Hair'.$admin_email_pop_liith; } /* if (empty($uid)) { $str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!
(You must be logged in to be Jealous.)"; } elseif ($user_is_jealous) { $str="You are Jealous of this Kitsch!"; } else { $str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!"; } if (empty($uid)) { echo 'Jealous'; } elseif ($user_is_jealous) { echo 'Jealous'; } else { echo 'Jealous'; } if (count($jealous_rs)>0) { echo "(".count($jealous_rs).")"; } */ echo "
\n\n"; } ?>

Just the mention of a horny goat is unsavory enough but Horny Goat on weed,  look out.They will eat a tin can sober so…btw:the reciept from the asian market said horny goat tea.No mention of the weed,in print anyway…:D

5 Responses to “Horny Goat”

  1. Allee Willis

    I am SOOOO not a tea drinker but even if I were tempted to indulge in a cup I can’t imagine that it would be Horny Goat Weed that would do the trick! The image of a horny goat having anything to do with tea is a little too much for me. The weed part of it is another matter entirely.

  2. windupkitty

    aaahahahahaahaha! Im in tears over here! I have to find that tea! I tolerate and even like some teas, but I have a friend who is so obsessed with it, she seriously has at least 20 different ones all labeled in special jars….drives me nuts cause they are just insane and ya can’t get a normal cup of peppermint over there to save your life…seriously, I think one of them is named something like Ruby Hummingbird Dicks…I”M finding this and adding it to her collection pronto!!!!

  3. denny

    OMG. I almost spit my coffee out when I opened this post. Boy, could I go there with this one. I do drink tea and would be happy to try a cup of “Horny Goat Weed”. This was a good one for sure!

  4. john switzer

    Having been refered to by many nicknames,horny goat amongst them,I have only myself to blame for not snaching up this domain name long ago. Kept putting it off.Maybe it was that weed thing.
    I am told any tea that is sold as medicinal,or to enhance vitality, is code for tastes like dish water or cologne splased bath water.
    I will stick to cream soda. :D