When I first saw these in the store I couldn’t believe my eyes.
“The long awaited battle between two culinary arch enemies can now begin. Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu — are finally facing off. On one side we have Mr. Bacon — that happy-go-lucky slice of smoked meat with an “I dare you not to eat me,” smirk on his face. On the other side there is Monsieur Tofu himself — as healthy and nutritious as he is arrogant and self-righteous. So we have the King of Junk Foods and the Dark Duke of nutrition — And only one can dominate the food chain. Who will win? You’ll have to decide when you have these bendable characters fight it out. Mr. Bacon stands 5-5/8″ tall and Monsieur Tofu is a stocky 3-3/8″.”