I hope they brought their TIC TACS. DEET DEET.
Scary Ride
Submitted by Pigmy Will
April 23rd, 2011
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Send Love Is In The Hair Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; } echo "
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}
if ($is_gold_award)
{
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}
if ($is_hair)
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}
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{
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}
*/
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{
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';
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}
else
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}
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{
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}
*/
echo "
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Allee Willis
Not for me, thank you. Not unless there was a helicopter hovering just out of frame so I could return to ground or have some nice hors d’oeuvres inside.
denny
Oh hell no. I used to LIVE for these rides but not anymore. I do still love the old fashioned roller coasters which is about the only ride I can go on now. When we lived in Florida and people would visit, they would almost always want to go to Universal Studios. I grew to despise that place. The last ride I went on was the thing that went up in the air and then dropped you. I threw up in my mouth when it dropped and never went on another ride.
Mark Milligan
I’m with Allee on this one, it’s “Sketchy-Looking-Death-Trap Ride!”
A little like the crain games at the carnival and arcades where you put money in and try to pick up a prize, except in this one, the ride started full, and one by one, they’ve dissappeared.