Parking Ticket

Bob Ramsdell
Submitted by Bob Ramsdell June 30th, 2011
Certifikitsch Winner

This Parking Violation was on a pad of fifty. It measures 2-3/4″ x 5’1/2″. I have used a few of them (anonymously) when someone parks a hulking Hummer across three parking stalls. Others who have received a ticket, because they don’t  know how to parallel park, have kept drivers of the cars squinched between two cars and have kept them from moving until one of the absentee drivers  gets ready to leave. I especially like the punishment mentioned in the last paragraph.

4 Responses to “Parking Ticket”

  1. Allee Willis

    Allee Willis

    I swear to God, I had something extremely similar to this when I was in college and used to love leaving it on cars that did completely annoying things such as you list above. I still think it’s a good idea. At least give the person a scare as they approach their car and also let them know how annoying their narcissistic habits are. I love that you actually use these!

  2. Bob Ramsdell

    Bob Ramsdell

    I think I got this pad of Parking Tickets in San Francisco in the 60’s. I stilll have 15 on my pad. When I got back to my office, so many friends wanted them that I had copies made. I also stuck one on the windshield of one of my most unfavorable bosses I ever had. I was able to get his reaction when he went outside to his car after work.