I know, I might be reading this sign wrong but no swimming for people with 4 breasts.
Four Breasted Swimming forbidden
Submitted by snappyp
August 29th, 2011
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{
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}
if ($is_gold_award)
{
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}
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*/
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}
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{
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}
*/
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Allee Willis
If it’s not four breasts I have no idea what it is.. Reclining on a George Nelson marshmallow couch?
Douglas Wood
I can definitely see the four breasts, but feel compelled to point out the much less interesting explanation for the sign: the three white points beneath the black “breasts” are actually the tops of the waves in the water.
Allee Willis
I swear I would’ve never thought of that but you are absolutely right!
Douglas Wood
The fact that you never thought of it just proves that it’s a poorly conceived design. And excellent kitsch.