Who sez chickens and pigs can’t quench your thirst?

Douglas Wood
Submitted by Douglas Wood September 29th, 2011
Certifikitsch Winner

Yep, this is no joke– these are actual beverages.  From the website:  “Lester’s Fixins Bacon Soda is an absolute must-try, if for no other reason than to satisfy your curiosity. Upon opening the authentic bottle cap, you’ll be greeted with an honest-to-goodness bacon smell, as if you just finished frying up a batch. The taste is what the name promises: liquid bacon. Do we really need to go on? It’s bacon soda: grab a bottle today!   Sweetened with pure cane sugar.  Price: $1.99”

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5 Responses to “Who sez chickens and pigs can’t quench your thirst?”

  1. Brother Cleve

    Brother Cleve

    WOW indeed!

    what a highball I could make with this!! Rye whiskey and bacon soda, with a dash of Black Walnut Bitters. I’ve got a high cholesterol hangover just thinking about this!

  2. Douglas Wood

    Douglas Wood

    No, I haven’t tasted this. I’m sort of embarrassed to admit that I’m a discredit to my fellow akitschianados in that I generally eat only healthy foods. (But I don’t judge other junk-food lovers or begrudge them their many wonderful vices.)

  3. Nessa

    Nessa

    Hmm I wonder if you could cook with it? Like marinate some chicken or something.

    (I don’t eat bacon, so it doesn’t matter either way.. unless it’s fake bacon, then I’m all up for that.)