get_results($sql); if (count($rs)<1) // not yet added { $sql="insert into island_like (user_id, post_id, date_added) values (\"".mysql_real_escape_string($uid)."\", \"".mysql_real_escape_string(get_the_ID())."\", NOW());"; $rs = $wpdb->get_results($sql); } } elseif (!empty($_REQUEST['remove_like']) && !empty( $uid)) { // unset here $sql="delete from island_like where user_id=\"".mysql_real_escape_string($uid)."\" and post_id=\"".mysql_real_escape_string(get_the_ID())."\";"; $rs = $wpdb->get_results($sql); } /* $sql="select U.display_name, U.user_nicename, as uid, if(\"".mysql_real_escape_string($uid)."\",1,0) as is_current, if (, 1,0) as is_allee ". "from island_like as L, wp_users as U ". "where L.post_id=\"".mysql_real_escape_string(get_the_ID())."\" ". "and U.ID=L.user_id ". "order by is_current DESC, is_allee DESC, date_added DESC;"; $jealous_rs = $wpdb->get_results($sql); $user_is_jealous=0; if (count($jealous_rs)>0) { if ($jealous_rs[0]->uid==$uid) { $user_is_jealous=1; } }*/ ?>

The Realist: Part Deux

Submitted by Bob Ramsdell October 7th, 2011
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Send Classique d' Camembert Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; $admin_email_pop_liith="
Send Love Is In The Hair Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; } echo "
"; if ($is_award) { echo ''; echo 'Certifikitsch Winner'.$admin_email_pop_coa; } if ($is_gold_award) { echo ''; echo 'Classique d Camembert'.$admin_email_pop_cdc; } if ($is_hair) { echo ''; echo 'Love Is In The Hair'.$admin_email_pop_liith; } /* if (empty($uid)) { $str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!
(You must be logged in to be Jealous.)"; } elseif ($user_is_jealous) { $str="You are Jealous of this Kitsch!"; } else { $str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!"; } if (empty($uid)) { echo 'Jealous'; } elseif ($user_is_jealous) { echo 'Jealous'; } else { echo 'Jealous'; } if (count($jealous_rs)>0) { echo "(".count($jealous_rs).")"; } */ echo "
\n\n"; } ?>

This copy has a 19 page article called “The Murder of Malcolm X”  by Eric Norden.  The “Speak No Evil, See No Evil, Smell No Evil” article is 6 pages long and written by the editor of Realist, Paul Krassner. There are also many anti Vietnam era cartoons.

4 Responses to “The Realist: Part Deux”

  1. Brother Cleve

    I used to read The Realist as a precocious teenager whose thought process was being corrupted by Lenny Bruce, Terry Southern and Paul Krassner. After a decade of reading “Mad”, it seemed like the next step. I think someone printed a compilation book at one point. Southern’s articles were reprinted in his 1968 anthology “Red Dirt Marijuana & Other Tastes”, which is still available and is still great. My father bought me that book when I was 13. What was he thinking??? (he was thinking he had 95 cents and it would shut me up for a few hours!)

    • Bob Ramsdell

      I have the 319 page book, “How a Satirical Editor became a Yippie Conspirator in ten easy years” by Paul Krassner -Editor and Ringleader of The Realist. A very long list of short pieces by Krassner. In the four copies of the magazine that I have, there are a lot of cartoons mainly anti Vietnam war. The two other Realists I have feature a short play by Jules Fieffer and a Krassner written article “I was an abortionist for the FBI”. A great little magazine. I also have 9 issues of Ramparts of that period that I have kept all these years.

      • Brother Cleve

        I used to read Ramparts (also Esquire. which was pretty brilliant at the time) as well. Oh, and Avant Garde — remember that mag? I always enjoyed Jules Fieffer’s work, too.

        I have read “I was an abortionist for the FBI”. i remember they often had various “I Was…. stories from time to time, based on a variety of outrageous topics.

        great stuff!