get_results($sql); if (count($rs)<1) // not yet added { $sql="insert into island_like (user_id, post_id, date_added) values (\"".mysql_real_escape_string($uid)."\", \"".mysql_real_escape_string(get_the_ID())."\", NOW());"; $rs = $wpdb->get_results($sql); } } elseif (!empty($_REQUEST['remove_like']) && !empty( $uid)) { // unset here $sql="delete from island_like where user_id=\"".mysql_real_escape_string($uid)."\" and post_id=\"".mysql_real_escape_string(get_the_ID())."\";"; $rs = $wpdb->get_results($sql); } /* $sql="select U.display_name, U.user_nicename, U.id as uid, if(U.id=\"".mysql_real_escape_string($uid)."\",1,0) as is_current, if (U.id=19, 1,0) as is_allee ". "from island_like as L, wp_users as U ". "where L.post_id=\"".mysql_real_escape_string(get_the_ID())."\" ". "and U.ID=L.user_id ". "order by is_current DESC, is_allee DESC, date_added DESC;"; $jealous_rs = $wpdb->get_results($sql); $user_is_jealous=0; if (count($jealous_rs)>0) { if ($jealous_rs[0]->uid==$uid) { $user_is_jealous=1; } }*/ ?>

Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Holy Shit, It’s Today!!

Submitted by Allee Willis October 18th, 2011
slug=='certifikitsch-winners') { $is_award=1; } if ($cat->slug=='classique-d-camembert-winners') { $is_gold_award=1; } if ($cat->slug=='love-is-in-the-hair-award-winners') { $is_hair=1; } } // true added because this table will now always exist - jealous button if ($is_award || $is_gold_award || $is_hair || true) { $admin_email_pop_coa=$admin_email_pop_cdc=$admin_email_pop_liith=""; if ( current_user_can('level_10') ) { $now=gmdate("Y-m-d H:i:s"); $key=sha1("A".$now."B"); $the_title=single_post_title("", false); ?> Send Certifikitsch Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; $admin_email_pop_cdc="
Send Classique d' Camembert Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; $admin_email_pop_liith="
Send Love Is In The Hair Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; } echo "
"; if ($is_award) { echo ''; echo 'Certifikitsch Winner'.$admin_email_pop_coa; } if ($is_gold_award) { echo ''; echo 'Classique d Camembert'.$admin_email_pop_cdc; } if ($is_hair) { echo ''; echo 'Love Is In The Hair'.$admin_email_pop_liith; } /* if (empty($uid)) { $str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!
(You must be logged in to be Jealous.)"; } elseif ($user_is_jealous) { $str="You are Jealous of this Kitsch!"; } else { $str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!"; } if (empty($uid)) { echo 'Jealous'; } elseif ($user_is_jealous) { echo 'Jealous'; } else { echo 'Jealous'; } if (count($jealous_rs)>0) { echo "(".count($jealous_rs).")"; } */ echo "
\n\n"; } ?>

10 Responses to “Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Holy Shit, It’s Today!!”

  1. childstari

    “what kinda shoes you got on them feet make you kick your soles like that? your present is not your past….”
    hopefully this will be the first of a series of yearly concerts!

  2. N. Joyce Crenshaw

    Allee, I was there! I was able to see the “Real Talent” rise. I loved the entire show. I now know ALL the talents of “ALLEE WILLIS”! Love ya!!

    There were six (6) of us there from your Alma Mata, Mumford High School of Detroit.

    • Allee Willis

      So great you were there. Who was with you? I’m going to do it again I hope within a couple months, but this time the show I was intending to do! The tech screwups ended up being a blessing in disguise though. I had no idea I could keep people constantly laughing for 2 hours with no script! Will keep you posted and please thank all the Mumfordites who came.

  3. N. Joyce Crenshaw

    Well, there was the fabulous ME, Joel Gilman and guest, Linda Allowitz Gordon, Linda Howard and her new beau, Ellen Castleman and her husband. So I see that makes eight Mumfordites at your performance!

    Yeah, do it again – soon! I loved every minute.

    • Allee Willis

      I’m going to do it again by the end of January. Not at the same theater though. I doubt they had any idea what was really going on on stage and between me and the audience. Much straighter stuff usually plays there. But will definitely keep you informed and I absolutely want you there! Thank you so much for all your support, my high school homie.