Toilet Paper Holder with a man riding a bicycle

denny
Submitted by denny February 2nd, 2012
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It’s a newer product but how could I walk past this and not want to hand over 50 cents for it? Well, I did buy it and what kills me is that depending on how fast you need to wipe your ass, his wheels and feet peddle along with the flow of toilet paper being pulled through this mechanism.

5 Responses to “Toilet Paper Holder with a man riding a bicycle”

  1. Allee Willis

    Allee Willis

    Now, I need some clarification here…. Doesn’t the person pulling the toilet paper have control over the speed at which they pull it? Are you saying that one wipes their ass by continually pulling the toilet paper, wadding it up, having it perform its official “duty”, dropping the wad and then giving it another yank, all in one continuous motion as opposed to choosing an appropriate number of sheets, ripping that off, and then doing the dirty work? This guy is peddling HARD!!

  2. denny

    denny

    I suppose it depends on how fast you need to wipe your ass, the faster the pull, the faster he pedals. I can’t be bothered when having to wipe my butt parts, I need simplicity when reaching for the toilet paper. This took me forever to figure out. I think this ended up at your house in one of my boxes.

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    smorgenstern

    I want to talk to someone about purchasing this toilet paper bike riding guy. We had one just like it when my ids were little. But, it’s gone now. It has a lot of nostalgic value to us. Is it for sale?