Allee Willis

I'm a Grammy, Emmy, Tony and Webbie winning and nominated songwriter, artist, multimediaist, director, party thrower. I also have the largest collection of Kitsch in the world!

Submissions


Six Pack Abs Lamp

The fringe lampshades, far too traditional to sit atop this buff-to-the-max bodied Nubianist couple, make these lamps the cherry on the kits...

Be The Beatles!

The only thing cheesier than the background vocals on these Beatles-meet-Lawrence Welk soundalike tracks is the shape of the wigs and amount...

Dinah-Mite

Although she also came in white this black version, Mego’s bendable answer to Barbie, rode the wave of 70’s blaxploitation heroi...

Lipstick Flowers

I’ve seen many a kitsch lipstick holder but this plunges the category to a whole new high. I’ve scoured the magnificently cheap ...

Microphone Lighter

Why would a microphone, something made to go near the mouth also include a flame? And why would the lighter be positioned so the head of the...