Pigmy Will
Pigmy Will

I like pies and TicTacs, grapes and peanuts.

Submissions


Molly

My friend Molly with her pink ribbon,  she thinks she’s hot too with her pink ribbon.  Molly is very deet deet....

Cookie Monster Deet

I want this cookie monster to come to my birthday party so I can eat him and I want him to bring all his friends then my friends can eat his...

Vitamin P

Don’t forget to eat potatoes everyday with plenty of ketchup and sour cream.  These are not fishsticks.  Have pototoe deet day....

Knot a HAMBURGER

THIS MAKES ME WAY TOO HUNGRY.  And I can’t eat it.  It’s made from KNOTS.  all that Knotting and you can’t swallow it....

Come Swing with me

Here’s my new friend.  I found him on a miniature swing at the beach.  His name is Lewis and he says he will only wear true converse...

Key Lime my thread

Why would anyone want to keep a piece of Key Lime around that they couldn’t eat.  This would drive me to the DEET TRIPLE 500 DEET....

Acorn Hats Rock

I want an acorn hat so bad, I can taste it.  These guys are so full of deet with their acorn hats.  TRIPLE DEET.  I need to craft me an a...

transparent VANS

I go barefoot all the time, and this is what my feet feel like at the end of the day.  I’m gonna buy THESE SHOES....

New Hat

And don’t think I’m going to put hot pepper flakes on it at the end of the day and eat it.  deet deat!...

KITTY CAT HATS

Kitty cats enjoying their soup cup hats.  I think the soup had a lot of deet deet in it.  Otherwise they wouldn’t want to wear the c...

Big Deet Deet Outfit

This outfit  has lots of deet.  Deet shoes, deet hair, deet knee pads, and she’s probably buying some deet food.  deet deet....

CANDY CANDY CANDY

I think I could be the sommalier of CANDY.  Someone said that strangers  have good candy too.  But I don’t take candy from stranger...

Dangerous Hornet

This is a dangerous hornet that lives in Japan.  He injects birds, bees and humans with a deadly neurotoxin.  I thought all the kitcsh gan...