The Allee Willis Museum of Kitsch » Certifikitsch Winners

Mardi Gras King Cake

It is once again Mardi Gras season here in Louisiana. I obsess over the seasonal King Cake, and search for the BEST one by testing out one f...

by Planet Joan

Call the SPCA

Sean Dunphy: singer of songs, proud boaster of fancy knit jumpers, choker of St Bernards...

by windupkitty

Carole Landis wears a fabulous FARM HAT!

EVEN MORE JEALOUS!!!!...

by denny

More fabulous hats!

I do not follow fashions of today, not really anyway, I am mostly a jeans and sneaks sort of guy, but if you transported me back to the 40&#...

March 12, 2014 by denny

Great Selling Point

You know what makes me really want to buy a record I might not know much about? Yep! You guessed it! Decapitation! Double points for the hea...

March 5, 2014 by windupkitty

Frankie Carle, Ridin’ the Rails

A Carle Load of anything is really stretching it, if you ask me and why they chose train cars instead of automobiles is beyond me. Maybe it&...

by windupkitty

1960’s Slumber Party Picture

What kills me is that they are all cuddling some sort of stuffed animal. The hair styles also kill me....

by denny

The most amazing advert for why we should ALL eat celery!

Ooh LaLa? Seriously, who poops and says “ooh lala”? Kitschy and horrifyingly wrong on many levels....

by denny

I Cannot Even Think of a Title For This !!

It does make me smile this picture..the cat on the left is so not impressed.....

by shirlie williams

My Second Favorite Stooge

Curly was King, but I always loved them all. I know, they were a guy thing....

by stu

Pink Pineapple

I have never seen one of these before, does anyone have one ? I have the usual orange/yellow ice buckets....

February 22, 2014 by shirlie williams

4 comments

Coolist Hipster, Hipest Coolster – Strings Attached

His name is Rosco. Classic!!!...

by stu

HELP! I need a breathing treatment after finding this pic! Little old ladies and martians make for one kitschy picture!

I’d kill to know where this was taken! Check out the hair in the lady martians bubble helmut! Definitely a lot going on in this pictur...

by denny

8 comments

Skinny?

Fatten those kiddos right up!...

by Nessa

PUSSY MEOW – A TV Jones Playmate! I WOULD KILL FOR THIS!

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February 11, 2014 by denny

4 comments

Vintage Microphone

I’m unsure how old this is, and think it came from an old tape player or even older record player, back when one could record themselv...

by snickerdoodle

Zebra Cake

How lush is this , you just want to pick at all that popcorn and lick off all the icing…...

by shirlie williams

Unsupervised and on the Town

I know I say this a lot but I don’t think I can say it enough. I have the best f’ing friends in the world. The other day, one su...

by windupkitty

Black Crow Booze Decanter

An amazing find for mere pennies so I had to have it. Who doesn’t love a black crow in a top hat and tails! The hat is the lid of cour...

by denny

Broccoli Hair

Words cannot describe how much I love this picture..beyond fabulous.....

February 10, 2014 by shirlie williams

Cheesy Organ Grinder

Is he not the cutest thing? Sorry, he’s all dirty. He was 25 CENTS. He’s missing an earring, but since it’s just a lit...

by Nessa

Up, Up in the Air in My Beautiful Bawhaaat?

Yes, kids, it’s a hot air ballooney (see the basket below?), but just what it is has made me as dizzy as a mile-high clubber!...

by HOLLYWOODSIGNGIRLSGUY