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Grow a boyfriend… Just add water (Valentine’s Day Contest Submission)

Submitted by MyFunCloset February 9th, 2010

Just add water. . . I don’t think so? Where’s the flowers, the romance, the ring?

Allee Willis

If only love were this easy… I agree that flowers, romance, rings and all the other perks of lip-locked existence are much more necessary components than adding water but the advantage here is that if he ends up disappointing you you can just throw him in the trash.
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- windupkitty
  
  “if he ends up disappointing you you can just throw him in the trash.” hahahahaha! yeah, so much easier than trying to find a dumpster!
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  - Allee Willis
    
    I hear ya.
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Mooshe

Last year I had a “Grow a Boyfriend” that came complete with tuxedo AND the flowers you’re looking for. He was a real charmer. This one doesn’t seem to have a shirt. What an animal!
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MyFunCloset

It’s the economy I guess. “Sponge Boy” can’t afford the flowers of the tux this year. Instead, he works out and drink lots of water.
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Mark Blackwell

i like how it says “1 SPONGE GIFT” just to clarify things.
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