6 Responses to “Grow a boyfriend… Just add water (Valentine’s Day Contest Submission)”

  1. Allee Willis

    Allee Willis

    If only love were this easy… I agree that flowers, romance, rings and all the other perks of lip-locked existence are much more necessary components than adding water but the advantage here is that if he ends up disappointing you you can just throw him in the trash.

  2. Mooshe

    Mooshe

    Last year I had a “Grow a Boyfriend” that came complete with tuxedo AND the flowers you’re looking for. He was a real charmer. This one doesn’t seem to have a shirt. What an animal!

  3. MyFunCloset

    MyFunCloset

    It’s the economy I guess. “Sponge Boy” can’t afford the flowers of the tux this year. Instead, he works out and drink lots of water.