Shalom!

kookykitsch
Submitted by kookykitsch September 17th, 2009
Shalom

Sometimes it’s hard to be a Jew is a world full of goyishe kitsch. The goyim have Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, velvet Jesus, bathtub Madonna, Billy the Big Mouth Bass, and those nice laquered wooden plagues with the picture of a beach and that “Footsteps” poem. OK, I know Billy the Big Mouth Bass isn’t technically a piece of Christian iconography, but seriously, how many Jews go fly-fishing?

Every so often, a gem of Judai-kitsch appears at a garage sale, begging to be delivered to the promised land. Here is one such piece – the velvet Shalom! Mounted on a velvet backing, with a velvet frame, this piece of marble is inscribed with the Hebrew word “Shalom”, meaning peace. Could it be hewn from the Wailing Wall? Or perhaps Masada? And why does the shape bare a vague resemblance to the state of Oregon? Is this some form of clue for the next sequel to The Da Vinci Code?

One Response to “Shalom!”

  1. Allee Willis

    Allee Willis

    I have a bunch of shalom kitsch – a couple of clocks, a tile from Alabama that says ” shalom, y’all” and the like but nothing as elegant as this. the fact that it’s mounted on black velvet, of course, elevates it up the kitchen ladder. what are the dimensions? I also hate ( a good word in the language of kitsch) the way the marble is cut out. you know that it didn’t just break off the slab that way but, rather, they really worked at chiseling that shape.