Most Certainly, An All Purpose Spray…..

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Submitted by windupkitty February 24th, 2010
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I’ve seen these labeled and sold as “house blessing” sprays, but this one is the only “all purpose” spray I’ve seen. And yeah, a few sprays of this and you’re pretty much covered….You can make your husband beg for mercy while you shoot him with your laser-beam eyes, drive a car out of a cornucopia, become a mythical ruler, use a giant magnet to rob a bank, wield a sword, see into other dimensions, and even attract birds to your front lawn…..Not bad for a few bucks!!!

3 Responses to “Most Certainly, An All Purpose Spray…..”

  1. Allee Willis

    Allee Willis

    Well, thank God it’s all in one as I hate all those separate cans banging around my house… Actually I never went for this stuff although I did go through a phase where I was buying the soap bar equivalent of these. I really only bothered with the money one and washed religiously with it for a month but nothing changed and I was starting to smell bad so I threw superstition caution to the wind and tossed the bar. I must say though, this is a very attractive can!

  2. windupkitty

    windupkitty

    hahaha! wow, money soaps….now that’s a good idea…..

    yeah, apparently, these are really popular in south and central america and puerto rico…or at least the blessings sprays are…according to a friend, people (or at least his grandmother!) sprayed blessing sprays throughout the house daily…also know as air freshener, but whatever, it’s for blessings….

    my friend actually had to spray this to see if it “smelled like home”…i made him go outside cause i didn’t want the toxic crap in my house (you’re welcome, environment!)….he came back inside and the verdict was: smelled like a port-a-potty…nothing like his grandmother’s air freshener…that was at least 10 years ago,so i can’t imagine how awful the smell is now!!!!