It’s a pen with a plastic Tiara with a gem stone in the middle of it! The Tiara is also on a spring so it’s like a “bobble head tiara”.
Purple Bobbly Tiara Pen
$is_award=$is_gold_award=$is_hair=0;
$is_byallee=0;
$is_askallee=0;
$c=get_the_category();
foreach ($c as $cat)
{
if ($cat->slug=='certifikitsch-winners')
{
$is_award=1;
}
if ($cat->slug=='classique-d-camembert-winners')
{
$is_gold_award=1;
}
if ($cat->slug=='love-is-in-the-hair-award-winners')
{
$is_hair=1;
}
}
// true added because this table will now always exist - jealous button
if ($is_award || $is_gold_award || $is_hair || true)
{
$admin_email_pop_coa=$admin_email_pop_cdc=$admin_email_pop_liith="";
if ( current_user_can('level_10') )
{
$now=gmdate("Y-m-d H:i:s");
$key=sha1("A".$now."B");
$the_title=single_post_title("", false);
?>
$admin_email_pop_coa="
Send Certifikitsch Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; $admin_email_pop_cdc="
Send Classique d' Camembert Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; $admin_email_pop_liith="
Send Love Is In The Hair Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; } echo "
Send Certifikitsch Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; $admin_email_pop_cdc="
Send Classique d' Camembert Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; $admin_email_pop_liith="
Send Love Is In The Hair Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; } echo "
";
if ($is_award)
{
echo '';
echo '
'.$admin_email_pop_coa;
}
if ($is_gold_award)
{
echo '';
echo '
'.$admin_email_pop_cdc;
}
if ($is_hair)
{
echo '';
echo '
'.$admin_email_pop_liith;
}
/*
if (empty($uid))
{
$str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!
(You must be logged in to be Jealous.)"; } elseif ($user_is_jealous) { $str="You are Jealous of this Kitsch!"; } else { $str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!"; } if (empty($uid)) { echo '
';
}
elseif ($user_is_jealous)
{
echo '
';
}
else
{
echo '
';
}
if (count($jealous_rs)>0)
{
echo "(".count($jealous_rs).")";
}
*/
echo "
\n\n";
}
?>
 .'/library/img/certifikitsch-of-authenkitschity.gif)
 .'/library/img/classique-d-camembert-post.gif)
 .'/library/img/icon-love-is-in-the-hair-sm.png)
(You must be logged in to be Jealous.)"; } elseif ($user_is_jealous) { $str="You are Jealous of this Kitsch!"; } else { $str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!"; } if (empty($uid)) { echo '
 .'/library/img/jealous-button-med.png)
 .'/library/img/jealous-button-med.png)
 .'/library/img/jealous-button-med.png)
Allee Willis
I know this technically qualifies as Kitsch because it contains an insane combination of elements – the big burst of boa thing at the end of the pen, the pearlized purple color, a jewel thrust in the middle of whole thing on a spring. But as a writer, all of this would make for some very distracting circumstances as I don’t want anything between me and the thoughts I’m trying to get down on the paper. But cute and easy to find, yes!
Mark Milligan
Denny I love the variety of things you bring to AWMOK! I keep thinking a pen like this would be what somebody would use to sign the paperwork when buying a time share in Vegas!
denny
@Mark…..Sometimes I will buy something for the sole purpose of putting it on here. Some things I keep and some things I pass on as gifts. I am always spreading the philosophy and love of Kitsch! I bought this iron for the Kitschenette and ended up giving it a permanent place a corner of the living room!
https://www.alleewillis.com/awmok/kitschenette/2010/03/06/sunbeam-iron-from-1930/
Mark Milligan
I am a terrible shopper, get claustrophobic in stores, was on 110 United flights last year, so don’t shop much, so I will live vicariously through your shopping adventures.
I do know and would bet on this: The people and things that Allee and her partners have brought together here make up a cornucopia of creativity that will go beyond what any of us have yet experienced. I can’t wait to see how it evolves over the next 5 years, and you and I, and all of us early contributors, will look back and say “wow look where this was back in the day!”
Cheers!
denny
@ Mark….take a deep breath. I would straighten you out and have you thriftin’ with ease in no time. Seriously, I do know what you mean, it takes a certain mood to run around and shop. Huh? Your a flight attendant? Have a great day….