get_results($sql); if (count($rs)<1) // not yet added { $sql="insert into island_like (user_id, post_id, date_added) values (\"".mysql_real_escape_string($uid)."\", \"".mysql_real_escape_string(get_the_ID())."\", NOW());"; $rs = $wpdb->get_results($sql); } } elseif (!empty($_REQUEST['remove_like']) && !empty( $uid)) { // unset here $sql="delete from island_like where user_id=\"".mysql_real_escape_string($uid)."\" and post_id=\"".mysql_real_escape_string(get_the_ID())."\";"; $rs = $wpdb->get_results($sql); } /* $sql="select U.display_name, U.user_nicename, as uid, if(\"".mysql_real_escape_string($uid)."\",1,0) as is_current, if (, 1,0) as is_allee ". "from island_like as L, wp_users as U ". "where L.post_id=\"".mysql_real_escape_string(get_the_ID())."\" ". "and U.ID=L.user_id ". "order by is_current DESC, is_allee DESC, date_added DESC;"; $jealous_rs = $wpdb->get_results($sql); $user_is_jealous=0; if (count($jealous_rs)>0) { if ($jealous_rs[0]->uid==$uid) { $user_is_jealous=1; } }*/ ?>

Purple Bobbly Tiara Pen

Submitted by denny March 5th, 2010
slug=='certifikitsch-winners') { $is_award=1; } if ($cat->slug=='classique-d-camembert-winners') { $is_gold_award=1; } if ($cat->slug=='love-is-in-the-hair-award-winners') { $is_hair=1; } } // true added because this table will now always exist - jealous button if ($is_award || $is_gold_award || $is_hair || true) { $admin_email_pop_coa=$admin_email_pop_cdc=$admin_email_pop_liith=""; if ( current_user_can('level_10') ) { $now=gmdate("Y-m-d H:i:s"); $key=sha1("A".$now."B"); $the_title=single_post_title("", false); ?> Send Certifikitsch Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; $admin_email_pop_cdc="
Send Classique d' Camembert Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; $admin_email_pop_liith="
Send Love Is In The Hair Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; } echo "
"; if ($is_award) { echo ''; echo 'Certifikitsch Winner'.$admin_email_pop_coa; } if ($is_gold_award) { echo ''; echo 'Classique d Camembert'.$admin_email_pop_cdc; } if ($is_hair) { echo ''; echo 'Love Is In The Hair'.$admin_email_pop_liith; } /* if (empty($uid)) { $str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!
(You must be logged in to be Jealous.)"; } elseif ($user_is_jealous) { $str="You are Jealous of this Kitsch!"; } else { $str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!"; } if (empty($uid)) { echo 'Jealous'; } elseif ($user_is_jealous) { echo 'Jealous'; } else { echo 'Jealous'; } if (count($jealous_rs)>0) { echo "(".count($jealous_rs).")"; } */ echo "
\n\n"; } ?>

It’s a pen with a plastic Tiara with a gem stone in the middle of it! The Tiara is also on a spring so it’s like a “bobble head tiara”.

5 Responses to “Purple Bobbly Tiara Pen”

  1. Allee Willis

    I know this technically qualifies as Kitsch because it contains an insane combination of elements – the big burst of boa thing at the end of the pen, the pearlized purple color, a jewel thrust in the middle of whole thing on a spring. But as a writer, all of this would make for some very distracting circumstances as I don’t want anything between me and the thoughts I’m trying to get down on the paper. But cute and easy to find, yes!

  2. Mark Milligan

    Denny I love the variety of things you bring to AWMOK! I keep thinking a pen like this would be what somebody would use to sign the paperwork when buying a time share in Vegas!

  3. Mark Milligan

    I am a terrible shopper, get claustrophobic in stores, was on 110 United flights last year, so don’t shop much, so I will live vicariously through your shopping adventures.

    I do know and would bet on this: The people and things that Allee and her partners have brought together here make up a cornucopia of creativity that will go beyond what any of us have yet experienced. I can’t wait to see how it evolves over the next 5 years, and you and I, and all of us early contributors, will look back and say “wow look where this was back in the day!”


  4. denny

    @ Mark….take a deep breath. I would straighten you out and have you thriftin’ with ease in no time. Seriously, I do know what you mean, it takes a certain mood to run around and shop. Huh? Your a flight attendant? Have a great day….