sad wedding because they cant forget the affair with the temptress in the hat

Submitted by monica johnson March 16th, 2010
Certifikitsch Winner

These two lovers carried thru with the long planned wedding for the sake of their families..but the memory of the affair with the slut in the hat can not be washed away with Champagne. I’m not clear if it was the bride or groom who had the affair with her, maybe both.
The bride is a fashion head atop a wrapped ball, the groom is a mc donalds kid meal toy. the woman in the hat is a wood cut out found at Angel View (thrift store)

6 Responses to “sad wedding because they cant forget the affair with the temptress in the hat”

  1. Allee Willis

    I think most weddings are sad. I think anything legally binding should be avoided no matter what area it’s in, especially when it involves personal freedom, for as long as possible. The real test of love is if two people are committed to each other despite whatever may legally bind them together. With this said, as long as the slut in the hat looms over McDonald’s Kid’s Meal and his fluffy girlfriend their union doesn’t stand much of a chance. They just ought to invite the big cut-out in, order a pizza and call it a night.

  2. windupkitty

    oh wow, i’m pretty sure that every 7 seconds a wedding just like this happens everywhere in the world! i LOVE the little blue present in the corner…monica your creations remind me that there actually can be reasons to get out of bed in the morning! i’m so glad you’re sharing these! @allee…hahahaha!!!! i love the way you think! i agree…hubby,wifey, and that slut should get over themselves and all join the circus…or at least get hosed on champagne and talk crap about their families for causing them so much pain…..

  3. monica johnson

    Hi windupkitty. I have had several weddings, and they are usually after i have fallen out of love, but dont now what to do next..i sometimes think of it as the consulation prize because im ready to move on.
    You have no idea how much it means to read y our comments especially after a horrible day like today..Monica

    • Allee Willis

      I love the criteria by which you get married though, of course, wish you could abstain from going the whole way. I hope today’s, now yesterday’s, terribleness has turned itself around and all is stumbling down a brighter path now.

  5. monica johnson

    Everything is better today, yesterday was just a sobering reminder of why “everything about it’ isnt appealing.