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Spaghetti … Pigs?

Submitted by Nessa July 4th, 2010
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I’ve been collecting Spaghetti Poodles when I can find ’em cheap for a very long time. One year for Christmas, my mom gave me these spaghetti PIGS! Have you ever seen a poodle pig? Me neither, but here they are.

They blend in with the poodles on the poodle shelf, and you don’t really notice they’re piggies until you give them a closer look. I can’t imagine who came up with this idea. …

Poodle-like pigs! Well, I guess, why not?

7 Responses to “Spaghetti … Pigs?”

  1. Allee Willis

    These are as good as it gets, especially as the spaghetti usually goes on poodles and not pigs. These are among my favorite in your collection. Anyone who hasn’t seen Nessa’s spaghetti poodles needs to see them right now!

    https://www.alleewillis.com/awmok/kitschenette/2010/06/20/poodles-part-1/

    https://www.alleewillis.com/awmok/kitschenette/2010/06/24/poodles-part-2/

    https://www.alleewillis.com/awmok/kitschenette/2010/06/27/poodles-part-3/

    https://www.alleewillis.com/awmok/kitschenette/2010/06/28/poodles-part-4/

  2. Douglas Wood

    I love these– it makes absolutely no sense that they have “spaghetti” on them because on the poodles the spaghetti areas are fur, accentuating the poodle’s fancy haircuts, but obviously no such thing exists on the pigs. But as bizarre as these pigs are, they’re still pretty damn cute. When you’re showing off your poodle collection to your friends and these are mixed in with them, be sure to play a game of, “One of these things is not like the others…” (from Sesame St.)

  3. k2dtw

    What a surprise….So Funny..
    I bet your mom was thrilled to find these and could hardly wait to give them to you and see your response…they are just great..

    • k2dtw

      LOL…. I was at a auction once with a lot of ho-hum bidding going on.. I was waiting patiently to bid on 3 spaghetti poodles w/chains.. Well they finally come up…and the auctioneer introduces them to this lackluster crowd as “poodles in bondage”… Well the whole room laughs, comes alive, and starts bidding like mad…leaving me in their dust….smile..