I Simply Can’t Wait Till Valentine’s Day to Post This!

Submitted by windupkitty January 31st, 2011
Certifikitsch Winner

OK, one of my closest friends from childhood (known to the AWMOK as Mrs Wotan) just sent me this. I am feeling dizz because of it…too much at once….too much…….must regain strength……..Well, AWMOK and everyone remotely associated, this one’s for you…I dedicate this song of love to you all and I can honestly say that it says way more than I ever could…Don’t look away for one moment, you’ll miss something….And Feathers: Please, don’t ever let a coconut drop because a ghost will come out and make bad things happen…..Actually, I take that back…nothing this bad could ever come from your coconuts….

4 Responses to “I Simply Can’t Wait Till Valentine’s Day to Post This!”

  1. Allee Willis

    Lemme tell you, I always hated this song when it first came out. Now with this accent, insanely cheesy shots, hair tossing and the coconuts dropping – which I think are enlarged walnuts – I’m liking it a lot more!!

    I don’t mind seeing an early Valentine’s post as it’s a good way for me to remind people to please, please, PLEASE send Milly Del Rubio, the last surviving Del Rubio Triplet, a Valentine’s Day card c/o me, 11684 Ventura Blvd., Suite 430, Studio City, CA 9160. I need to get them by next Thurs. Windupkitty has already sent a fantastic card and mindblowing homemade guitar playing sock monkey to me for Milly!!! If you don’t know the Del Rubios go here: https://www.alleewillis.com/awmok/kitschenette/2011/01/10/allee-willis-kitsch-o-the-day-the-del-rubio-triplets-and-a-valentines-day-card-for-milly/

  2. windupkitty

    I know, this has got be one of THE most loathsome songs ever written and/or performed…But this guy, seems to be singing it to himself…if ya ask me, that chick doesn’t even need to be in the video…He’s beguiled by his own beauty enough to do a backbend off a boat, which is saying a lot…..The sad thing that I have to admit is that he does have a good voice….maybe if he loses the chick who releases the coconut ghost, his videos will get better…..I doubt it.

    Yes people!!!! Get crackin’ on your valentines for MIlly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There needs to be assloads of love showered upon her, so time to step up!!!!

  3. Douglas Wood

    I’ve never seen this before, although I have heard the execrable song in a different version. Doesn’t get much better than this, although I was slightly disappointed in the ending as I was totally expecting the singer to spontaneously combust.

    • windupkitty

      aaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! I would give just about anything to have had him combust at the end!!!!!!!!!! That’s pure genius……and would’ve saved his video!