suzette
suzette

I was born in Burbank, CA to Tommy Noonan and Pocahontas Crofoot. I was baptized in the fountain at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas. My Godparents were Philip Crosby, and Anna Maria Alberghetti. I was born for kitsch! My favorite toys were the plastic monkeys that came with the cocktails at Trader Vic's, and Kelbo's , where they had all the stuff laminated into the wall.

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The Christmas Lobster

I found a handmade lobster in a thrift shop! The woman who sold it to me was looking at me like I was insane as I swooned over him! She told...