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Buona Notte

I LOVE this album cover and have had this one for years. I can’t seem to let it go, not that anyone has ever wanted it! The great thin...

Great Selling Point

You know what makes me really want to buy a record I might not know much about? Yep! You guessed it! Decapitation! Double points for the hea...

When in Doubt…

A nice ass is always the answer! I know there are a lot of records out there with shapely butts on the covers especially thanks to the entir...

Oh Freddy…

I don’t mean to be rude, but this just really isn’t the best cover, is it? And why all the bullets if you had a mic in your hols...

Yikes

So, Incontenible means uncontrollable in Spanish. Since Marco seems to be shrinking away from something, looking distressed and raising his ...

A Personal Appearance!

Wow, he plays in person on this record! As opposed to…????????? Tell me his stare isn’t terrifying…and why is he the only ...

Nope, Not the Twist.

Looks more like the dance from Michael Jackson’s Thriller video. Notice their shadowy profiles in the background?! Super creepy....

She’ll Never Know…

This record might have some nice selections but the poor thing fell asleep before she could play them. Maybe the album came with a free samp...

I Think I….

This really made me laugh. Finally, that plucky little engine can no longer live a lie. I hear ya, my sista, I hear ya…Tell it like it...

No!No!No!No!No!No!No!

First Colony (the crime of the century) and now Bleeker Bob’s. NY landlords: may you never find peace, harmony and what’s most i...

Away.

I’m betting the optimists think it’s a funny translation error. Just in time for Valentine’s Day....

The Good Advice Carpet

Shagmoor swings and is scrumptious. I wonder what their competition was for racy carpet advertisements?! I’m sooo curious because they...