I cant stop making these things Allee…im possessed..it all started last November when shrink changed my meds. i hope it doesnt turn ou...
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JESUS SAVES ON SHOES
MY FIRST PIECE was called “JESUS SAVES ON SHOES”. It features a cabbage patch doll whose legs and arms are big because she suffe...
Bullwinkle Scooter
We bought this at an eastern toy auction for resale several years ago but it obviously it hasn’t sold. People of a certain age stop to...
SHALOM Emboidered Bathrobe for Barbie Doll
This was made by a very talented woman I found on E-Bay. it’s a SHALOM Emboidered Bathrobe with Stars of David design made to fit Barb...
The ROUND GIRL series-TWO GIRLS ONE MASK, PICKING UP GUYS AT THE JEFFERSON BOWL and SELF PORTRAIT
The Round Girl series is done from round Christmas balls and various fabrics. The heads are from 1940’s fashion dolls whose eyes open ...
LOOKS ARE EVERYTHING
In this piece ,”DOES THIS RESTAURANT MAKE ME LOOK FAT”, Leg and Skel go out for dinner as they do many times. Altho Leg wants to...
BYE MICHAEL, THANKS FOR THE DANCE
Michael Jackson has left the stage, leaving the many people and animals who loved him and who he made dance grieve for happier days. They ar...
Heinz EZ Squirt Ketchup
When most people think of ketchup we think of the red tomato based condiment used on our food. At the beginning of the new millennium Heinz ...
Vanilla Ice electronic rap game
YO! Come rap with the possee! It’s easy! Vanilla Ice’s easy to play Rap Happy Rhyme to Rhyme game. 1991. Actually all jokes asid...
Reversible Hello Kitty Filet-O-Fish
Since she’s still sealed in plastic I’m not sure what she reverses into. I’m sure it’s better for it to remain a mys...
Starring Me!
Attach to Your Hair For a New Glamorous You! Clean and Safe. Fully Washable....
Oscar Mayer Weinermobile Bank
This Oscar Meyer Weinermobile was introduced in 1936 (my birth year). It’s a hard plastic bank made around the late 1980’s or ea...
Boobs and a Weener and a Caved-in Chest
When you lift up his furry face, his naked body is exposed!...
Collection of Edward Mobley Squeaky Toys
Before there were dogs, there were toddlers, and those toddlers apparently liked dog toys. These were obviously created as learning tools as...
Chiquita Bananakitsch
Sorta sexy, kinda kitschy, it’s the Miss Chiquita Banana doll from 1944! Here she is in all her glory as a cut-and-sew, make-it-yourse...
24 FUN TOYS! BUG OUT!
WELL…WHAT A GENIUS PIECE OF MARKETING THIS WAS…I’VE NEVER COUNTED THEM, BUT WOW…CAN IT BE A DADA CONCEPTUAL ART JOKE...
Rubber Shelf Pet with Feather Boa-1973
“Happy Moments-Happy Memories-Because of You!” declares the fortune cookie-ish message on this Boa-clad rubber thingy from the 1...
Oops a Daisy Cow Pooping jelly beans
Pooping Cow with real moooving parts. Her trick is to leave a treat for you.Push down on her body and out pops a brown treat ! Can be refill...
Strung out fast food chihuahua
For years my Mom has had several likenesses of “Gidget,” the Taco Bell chihuahua around her house, even though she was in the pr...
Clackers!
MY CLACKERS!!!! I had some bruises on my Wrists in the early 70’s when these came out…I still have a package of of un-used Clack...
Doll Toilet Paper Cozy
The crocheted doll toilet paper cozy…Found this at my Girlfriend, Sophia’s Yardsale in Valley Village…just had to share it...
Groucho Bug
First, let me say that Groucho Marx was a comic genius. Second, that his genius didn’t rub off on this little attempt to capitalize on...
GERMS!
this is a great pointless late 70’s/early 80’s toy store filler that is not referencing the punk band of the same name…ima...
Glamour Lashes!
these must be so painful…they are late 50’s early 60’s & are toy eyelashes! they are heavy thick plastic & attach ...













