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Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Ultra Cheap Donny and Marie Microphone And Song Sheets Set
Donny Osmond may have won Dancing With The Stars and a whole lotta money for his favorite charity but a whole lotta money was the last thing...
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – 1950’s Ice-O-Mat Ice Crusher
Long before it was de rigueur for refrigerators to come equipped with automatic ice makers a contraption like this hung in almost every kitc...
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Vintage Atomic Turkey Salt & Pepper Shakers
If you live in the US today is all about eating leftovers. These turkeys have been part of my post Thanksgiving overload ever since they wer...
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Inflatable Turkey
I love Thanksgiving. The anticipation is so great I can smell the turkey and fixins wafting up my nostrils the entire month of November. Eve...
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Donny Osmond “Boogie Wonderland”, 1980
Last night Donny Osmond bagged an almost perfect score doing the Cha-Cha to my song, “September”, on Dancing With The Stars. In ...
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Captain & Tennille Toni Tennille Doll
In my formative years of being a songwriter, the Captain and Tenille covered the AM radio landscape thicker than astroturf. Even their bulld...
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Mahalia Jackson Sunday Church Fan
Vintage 1970’s cardboard Mahalia Jackson church fan, courtesy of the Robert L. Parks Funeral Home of Cedartown, Georgia. When Jackson,...
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Whipped Cream Spa in Desert Hot Springs CA.
Rising like several healthy squirts of whipped cream on an otherwise dull sundae, the Sanctuary spa/resort/fantasy masterpiece of plaster wo...
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Tragic And Wonderful Misuse of ‘Boogie Wonderland’ in “How To-Dominican Blowout/Doobie”
As most of you know by now, I’m one of the few songwriters who loves when their songs are used or performed inappropriately as it turn...
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Vega$ TV Show Puzzle
The Aaron Spelling produced Vega$, the first TV series to be filmed entirely in Las Vegas, ran on ABC from 1978 to 1981. A kind of run-of-th...
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – “Keep It Real” Marshmallow Leatherette Wallet
This excessively cheap, anything-but-“real” leather wallet with an embroidered gold reminder to “keep it real” was p...
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Eva Gabor’s Fix-A-Fashion Chin Strap
If it’s Eva Gabor it’s got to be good and this certainly lives up to all expectations! This incredibly cheaply made – one ...
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Vintage Golf Ball Corkscrew
My favorite Sundays are when I entertain and this golf ball corkscrew has been held in the hands of almost every brunch guest who’s ev...
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Montgomery Flea Market Commercial
Racing off to meetings and no time to write up Kitsch O’ The Day so enjoy this fantastically “local” commercial while I...
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Vintage Chef String Holder
Before the proliferation of plastic bags, these vintage string holders covered the landscapes of more bakeries and butcher shops then linole...
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Fuller Brush Songfest Bath Powder Mitt
This thing kills me. Not only does it still reek of the scent of the powder that was pumped into it five decades ago but it exemplifies a co...
Announcing the Classique d’ Camembert, a little hors d’oeuvre from Allee
When I first thought about opening up a virtual museum one of my biggest concerns was that 80% of the submissions would be crap and I wouldn...
Happy Birthday To Me Special Effects Ultimate Volcano Cake
Yes, my birthday’s today and that means it’s time for me to make another one of my signature spewing fire and lava volcano birth...
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Play Style Disco Rock Radio
Anything that has Disco in the title is assured of shelf space at my place but the fact that the Pegtoy Corp. of Westport Connecticut calls ...
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – A Nice Comfortable Sunday Ride
I hope she didn’t hit any bumps. ....
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Black Power Statuette Do-It-Yourself Coloring Kit
A black power statuette raising his fist in pride but when you pull him outta the box he’s a white man…! This is one of the grea...
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Brass Dachshund Bottle and Can Opener & Paperweight
Only 5″ long and less than 1″ high, this solid brass puppy weighs a ton. For years he sat on my desk atop my most important note...
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – NEW Pigmy Will video – “Saving Money”
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Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Roberta Flack Puzzle
Nothing wrong with Roberta Flack (other than so many of her songs were so slooooooooow) and nothing wrong with puzzles. But Roberta Flack so...













