This is one of my favorite things. I want to open a vintage grocery store....
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Heinz EZ Squirt Ketchup
When most people think of ketchup we think of the red tomato based condiment used on our food. At the beginning of the new millennium Heinz ...
TONI home perm
Twin Conditioning. Gentle. Different ladies all around the box modeling their perfect advance looking perms. GORGEOUS packaging!...
Funny Face GOOFY GRAPE cup
the most popular of the Funny Face flavors 1960’s...
I LOVE YOU THIS MUCH BOBBLEHEAD WITCH monkey ballerina?
This is a 5″ tall bobblehead monkey body with tail with witch-like head, wearing a ballerina outfit. Weird...
I Guess you know I love you
Don’t get me started! I have literally HUNDREDS of these Russ Berry “I LOVE YOU THIS MUCH” statues. It will take me a whol...
Reversible Hello Kitty Filet-O-Fish
Since she’s still sealed in plastic I’m not sure what she reverses into. I’m sure it’s better for it to remain a mys...
Scotch Brand Hair Set Tape
this is super old and faded…. am I crazy or is that a young Cheryl Tiegs? the back looks really cool too with weird instruction drawin...
Oscar Mayer Weinermobile Bank
This Oscar Meyer Weinermobile was introduced in 1936 (my birth year). It’s a hard plastic bank made around the late 1980’s or ea...
Ronco Miracle Broom
Why bother sweeping or vacuuming up those cigarette butts from your shag carpet when you can use this? As seen on TV!...
Chiquita Bananakitsch
Sorta sexy, kinda kitschy, it’s the Miss Chiquita Banana doll from 1944! Here she is in all her glory as a cut-and-sew, make-it-yourse...
Colonel Sanders’ Tijuana Picnic album
Because when you think “Tijuana,” naturally, the first thing that comes to mind is KFC! SIDE ONE: a taste of honey lonely bull c...
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Fuller Brush Songfest Bath Powder Mitt
This thing kills me. Not only does it still reek of the scent of the powder that was pumped into it five decades ago but it exemplifies a co...
Christmas with Colonel Sanders LP
Who wouldn’t want to spend Xmas with America’s favorite Colonel…especially one known for his singing/songwriting talents?...
Nagel, Nagel, on the wall…
Nagel, Nagel, on the wall, what’s the best Duran Duran album of them all? I remember Nagel girls from college. As a shmoe from New Yor...
Barbie as the Island Princess Printed Fun Pop Tarts
As if Pop Tarts, alone, aren’t fun enough… here are ones with elephants and peacocks. Yummy!...
Mad, Mad World
I freely admit, no, I proudly admit, that my worldview was largely formed by the wit and wisdom of Mad Magazine. Growing up in the 1970s and...
Strung out fast food chihuahua
For years my Mom has had several likenesses of “Gidget,” the Taco Bell chihuahua around her house, even though she was in the pr...
Playboy’s Party Games book 1969
“Enhance your hosting reputation with swinging parties -…” Need an icebreaker to get things going? Try Dancing in the dark...
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Powdered Bubblegum
Made in the 1970’s, Fleer Quicksand Bubblegum also came in Strawberry and Sour Apple. I never had the guts to pour this down my throat...