You better not pout and you better not poop b.c. Santa Claus is watching you. Double deet....
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This is some funny s***! – It’s another groovy holiday picture!
I mean really folks, come on now. It looks like it all fell apart when mom and the baby stepped into the picture. Oh no, she’s wea...
1970’s family picture of myself and my cousins sitting on Santa’s lap!
Left to right: Cousin John in the yellow shirt, cousin Mark (a clothing designer in the UK) would be mortified that he is wearing horizontal...
Denny Does The Melrose & Fairfax Flea Market – a HUGE christmas ornament with SOUL
This vendor has been setting up here for years and always has the best variety of kitsch, including this choir child....
Colonel Sanders CHRISTMAS LPs
It would have put a whole new twist to the Colonel is he had only sung on anything that he put out. I had no idea the Colonel sold lpsR...
Top Ugliest Christmas Sweaters
I’m thinking that someone should throw an ugly Christmas Sweater party. Turn the heat up to 95 degrees and eat scores of christmas c...
Fireplace Clock and TV lamp combo
I found this for $1.99 at the Goodwill. I wasn’t all that bummed when I discovered the clock did not work but I am hoping the electric...
Denny’s Adventures In Allee’s “Willis Wonderland” – July 2011 – Part 132
This is a private bathroom for Sweet Potato and Niblet. I just love stairs!...
“DAISY” (a Dell paperback)
I wish this was a picture book and WHO is Baby Girl Simmons? I think I’m Dickie....
Jamall Badry “OVER MY HEAD” – LP
I would not have chosen this as my cover shot. This guy looks scared to death or maybe he’s afraid of what is over his head?...
Holiday Train Show NY Botanical Gardens 2010
Last Christmas we went to the New York Botanical Gardens to see the Holiday Train Show in the Enid A. Haupt Conservatory. It was wonderful, ...
Fork Fan
Now, you never have to worry about burning your mouth anymore. Kiss those days good by and hello fork fan. Probably fits on your spoon a...
Denny’s Adventures In Allee’s “Willis Wonderland” – July 2011 – Part 131
Coffee cup made by Bubbles the artist and featuring Pickles who was a resident canine at Willis Wonderland. From what I hear, Pickles woul...
What Have I Done To Deserve This? – 2010 (a painting by Denny)
This song represents an era to me and I had no idea after meeting Allee that she wrote this song with Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe. Can we sa...
Happy Hanukkah-ish!
So, this past month the magnificent Idelsohn Society for Musical Preservation has been hosting a truly remarkable event in San Francisco: Ti...
Denny’s Adventures In Allee’s “Willis Wonderland” – July 2011 – Part 130
I need to hit the jealous button over this one....
The Award-Winning Fluffernutter Fudge Tree
For the fabulous 2011 Mid-Century Holiday Potluck party of aKitschionado SparkleNeely, we made a Fluffernutter Fudge Tree. That is homemade ...
Finally, a Mitt I can get behind
Found this amazing vintage oven mitt recently at a flea market, featuring a housewife smiling insanely while apparently having a psychotic e...
Phone booth
Okay, good design for phone booth, but really where is your mobile phone sir. You run the risk of being eaten by design....













