No nipples? I call her fanette or Areola 51. Souvenir from Miami (probably not south beach) about 60 y/old. You crank it and she hoochie koo...
Kitsch » Places
Mini Light Tower/Bed and Breakfast
This building and mini light tower is a bed and breakfast here on Cape Cod. Originally called “Kadee’s”. There is a far aw...
Pebble Beach Golf Ashtray
I love anything having to do with Pebble Beach. I think this is pretty old because I got from a garage sale in a house on the 17 mile drive....
Buck’s Island Road, Southside, AL
My sister discovered this colorful community 063 miles from Birmingham and wants to live there in a big turquoise house. Demographics Souths...
Santa’s Sleigh – Main St., S. Carolina
That was taken yesterday, 12/24/09, on main st., Greenville, sc. Walking down main st and drove along by the sleigh!! We caught up with Sant...
Albertville, Alabama Roadside Religion
Are you RISEN in CHRIST or DAMNED in EVOLUTION? glorious fire-and-brimstone Fundi billboards on Hwy 431 Albertville, Alabama, festooned with...
Money From The Sky
When I was 13-years-old I flew in a helicopter for the very first time and threw hundreds of ping-pong balls stuffed with money out of the c...
“Carhenge”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kea7BRu2BjM 1,282 miles from Los Angeles, and 1,660 miles from New York City (about 2 hours off I-80) sits a ...
The Season Of The Kitsch
This VW Bug sleigh just flew in via one of those redneck joke emails which I, being from South Carolina, seem to receive from friends and re...
Albertville Alabama, Fire Hydrant Capital of the World
Albertville has much to be proud of, to wit: Albertville, Alabama – Nickel-Plated Fire Hydrant Outside the Albertville Chamber of Comm...
Souvenir Oklahoma Ashtray
“In 1889, the Indian Territory was opened to settlers. Thousands of people lined up on the border and, when the signal was given, they...
Florida Teapot Wall Plaque
I get so happy when I see this. I think sand beaches, warm air, cotton candy and pelicans. why did someone make this half pitcher? I love th...
FOODLAND OF ALBERTVILLE ALABAMA
Foodland of Albertville Alabama (that’s the full name of the grocery store) snapshots last week. Gallons of JFG Real Mayonnaise, Blue ...
South of the Border Stores & Hotel
These are a few pictures from my trip in 2006 to South of the Border. It’s on the border of North Carolina and South Carolina and has ...
Piece of the Berlin Wall
When the Berlin Wall came down it was a historic moment, and a profitable one too to some entrepreneurs. These weren’t hard to come by...
Bikini Babe Bottle Openers
Not sure I am proud about what this reveals about the male psyche, especially after a few rounds....
Words cannot do justice… to these S&Ps
Scientific evidence that human creativity is infinite: standard salt/pepper shakers covered with a crust of dyed, crushed seashells and glit...
The Red Caboose Motel, Strasburg, PA
Located in Strasburg, PA, near the Amish country, this motel’s doors were first opened (or should I say slid open!) in 1969. All rooms...
Mi Mi’s Cafe, Grant City, Alabama 9/15/9
My mother, sister Amy and I got there just as they were closing up Sunday dinner (noon), so we had the cafe to ourselves. I ordered “U...
Colonel Sanders’ Tijuana Picnic album
Because when you think “Tijuana,” naturally, the first thing that comes to mind is KFC! SIDE ONE: a taste of honey lonely bull c...
Single wide Fleet-wood Mobile Home
My Favorite Postcard. Lovely couple enjoying the decadence of the new Single wide Fleet-wood Mobile Home with a pool bigger that the entire ...
‘First Leg Of My Trip’ Pen
I love pens in the shape of things but none more so than this souvenir writing implement from Washington made of plastic in the 1950’s...
Madonna Inn Mugs – Front AND Back!
What’s up with the stagecoach? And don’t even get me started on the “poetry.”...
Madonna Inn AshtrayX
I don’t have to tell any self-respecting Kitsch lover about the Parthenon of Kitsch, the Madonna Inn, in San Luis Obispo, California. ...













