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Cheeze Pizza outfit

Wow.  If you don’t wear your cheese pizza dress out to each pizza, you are missing something.  The dress enhances the flavor and dig...

My Junk

Excuse the dust, but… This guy was I kid you not on a shelf of cheap china tchotchke in the Selma California Wal-Mart.  But this one ...

Turtle baby

I’m not really sure what this is, but it lives on my desk. Is it a turtle? A frog? Why does it have hair?? It has long legs like a fro...

The Help/La Ayuda

For affluent white people who prefer zero contact with the hired help, Linda Wolf, a teacher at Beverly Hills High School (where else?) crea...

Molly

My friend Molly with her pink ribbon,  she thinks she’s hot too with her pink ribbon.  Molly is very deet deet....