In keeping with the astronomical theme, this vintage Hallmark Valentine’s Day card keeps expanding much like a black hole, each time y...
Kitsch » Animals & Birds
Lunch Soy Sauce Cases set of 6 animals
So, here is something for all those kids who need to bring their own soy sauces to school. Since it’s in Japanese, I can only guess wh...
Piggy Planter
Over the years I’ve collected a massive army of ceramic figural planters. If they’re cheap and funny, I can’t resist them....
fish mold
My friend Susie is an apartment manager and found this left behind when someone moved out. I thought it was kitschy and hung it up in my bre...
Emotions Teddy Bears (Valentine’s Day Contest Submission)
I love these two bears. I actually bought the bear on the left back in 1985 for my mother’s birthday because she said it was cute. She...
Love For Sale – Part 3 (Valentine’s Day Contest Submission)
I told you they made one of these for every taste. This bunny one is much smaller than the others, not big enough to be a paperweight. I gue...
Mad Hatter Muffler of Miami
My Woody Panttila cast iron “found object” sculpture of a Warrior had an unfortunate collision with a raccoon and lost an arm. C...
Here is the kitschiest valentine ever! (Valentine’s Day Contest Submission)
Inside Text: Fabulously yours! Happy Valentine’s Day! Inside Text: “Fabulously yours! Happy Valentine’s Day!” My com...
La Cucaracha!
Everyone has their own opinion on “la cucaracha” – waterbug – palmetto bug – cock roach…..But I think th...
Capt’n Elmer’s SEAFOOD Restaurant (in Orleans, MA on Cape Cod)
Main entrance. Lobster traps purely for roof display with 5 plastic lobsters attached. Sign close to the road with a rusty anchor. Sign on t...
Owl Necklace
My grandmother used to wear this pendant all the time. I think it is totally kitsch....
MOO COW CREAMER
A Genuine Plastic Moo Cow Creamer made by Whirley Industries Inc. – Warren, Penna (I’ve never seen this abbreviation for Pennsyl...
A Bird In the Mouth is Worth…………..
This 2 1/2″ sterling silver croc pin has a hinged jaw, so his prey can be safely concealed ! More very Klever Kritters handcrafted by ...
Old Toucan Ceramic Water Pitcher
Saw this in a second hand kitsch shop here in Orleans called “Earth House”....
Cat and Fish Brass Coin or Jewelry tray
I’m not sure what this is. This sat in one of the offices at school and the staff knew I collected kitsch, so they pleaded me with me ...
Rabbit Cookie Jar
When my Mom was living on her own, this sat in her kitchen. Early 60’s....
Wrought AIron Fish Trivet/Sculpture
A friend of mine purchased this on Ebay for me a few years ago. I love the face. It is almost a joke face and not a fishy face. I love the b...
Green with Jalousie
I love this record and the cover. I’ve rescued a lot of cats, but I’ve never seen one this color. I’ll be keeping my finge...
“Lassie Oh Lassie”
Who doesn’t remember Lassie, little Timmy and his family on the farm? How did Lassie always “save the day” in just a half ...
Atomic Fish Ashtray
You can never have too many fish ashtrays. I love the rough glaze on this. It has a wonderful texture. I purchased it at the Long Beach swap...
Merry Fishmas!
Double Crisp n’ crunchy candy fish with santa hat and candy cane + special poem on back...













