The Allee Willis Museum of Kitsch

Scotch Brand Hair Set Tape

this is super old and faded…. am I crazy or is that a young Cheryl Tiegs? the back looks really cool too with weird instruction drawin...

November 20, 2009 by Jason Mecier

Short & Sassy

the protien-enriched conditioner for short hair....

by Jason Mecier

Smile Harness

“Great for Holiday get-togethers with family, friends, and co-workers, the Smile Harness will turn that frown upside down. And keep it...

November 19, 2009 by Peter Kimmel

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Starring Me!

Attach to Your Hair For a New Glamorous You! Clean and Safe. Fully Washable....

by adam

Farrah Fawcett Shampoo

Now I know it to be an Urban Legend, but I used to believe that just over the border, somewhere in Mexico, there still stands a little store...

November 17, 2009 by Jason Mecier

Poodle Tub

I had been collecting “spaghetti” poodles and other animals for a while when I found this one in a back-woods antique shop in th...

October 24, 2009 by Nessa

‘First Leg Of My Trip’ Pen

I love pens in the shape of things but none more so than this souvenir writing implement from Washington made of plastic in the 1950’s...

October 23, 2009 by Allee Willis

Joe Namath Body Builders for the macho look of today

Joe Namath Body Builders w/ Sela Ward Box of buildups ankle/wrist weights “for the macho look of today.”...

October 18, 2009 by kookykitsch

The Twist Wrap Around Massager With exclusive stim-u-line massaging surface.

The marvelous flexible massager goes up…down…and wraps around. With exclusive stim-u-line massaging surface....

by kookykitsch

Invisible Man Powder

Some men need this more than others. This container was still half full, but it did not work on me, a woman. I am still visible....

October 17, 2009 by DangerDogs

Soap for naughty and nice

This SweetSoaps Santa’s Coal Soap looks like coal but smells like candy canes! This handmade, handcut glycerin soap smells great and m...

by sweetsoaps

Bacon Soap

Handmade Maple Scented Bacon Soap. Looks like bacon and makes men fall madly in love with you!...

October 16, 2009 by sweetsoaps

hairy scary doll face tissue box holder

Really don’t know what to say about why someone would want to dress up their tissue box with this scary, hairy doll faced tissue cover...

October 12, 2009 by kookykitsch

Female Beauty Products Wastebasket

I found this trashcan for 99¢ at a thrift shop in Santa Barbara, CA. and it’s been the proud receptacle of Willis waste ever since. I...

October 8, 2009 by Allee Willis

Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific

A bottle of that great 80s shampoo with the name that says it all, “Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific” Strangely, I always assumed ...

October 7, 2009 by MeshuggaMel

Glamour Lashes!

these must be so painful…they are late 50’s early 60’s & are toy eyelashes! they are heavy thick plastic & attach ...

by Howie Pyro

Pink Soap Cozy

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October 5, 2009 by JackFondue

DARLIE TOOTHPASTE Asian Made version of DARKIE

this is a PC version of the classic brand of toothpaste called Darkie. It’s Asian made....

October 3, 2009 by kookykitsch

The Birth of Psycho-Babble?

While I have to believe the contents of this book have helped many find their way through difficult self-image issues, one still wonders wha...

by Markydoodle

Vintage Renwal Electric Vaporizer

This is an old vaporizer I found this in a thrift store about ten years ago that was still in the box and in great shape. The simple design ...

by jack

Major League Baseball Body Wash.

I like homerun apple scent much better than grape scent. I had to show the directions, indications, and ingredients....

September 29, 2009 by michaelmishaw

Little White L’Eyes Eye Shields

Little White L’Eyes Eye Shilds!! Cool, Reusable, Light Weight and SELF ADHESIVE! 100% Block of Utraviolet Rays. Made from a PROPRIETAR...

September 28, 2009 by JackFondue

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Jayne Mansfield’s Comb!

welllll….since i have been on a comb & jayne entry thingee here i figured i’d just throw this in…a friend bought jayne...

by Howie Pyro

Jayne Mansfield Hot Water Bottle!

i love these huge (maybe a foot & a half-two feet tall) things…you can fill her head with whatever you want! here’s a great ...

by Howie Pyro