The Allee Willis Museum of Kitsch

Haha, Elderly Pregnancy

I know it’s hard to read, but granny-mom’s stomach says: “You and Yours – one more for old times sake” I guess...

December 1, 2009 by Nessa

Hypercolor Shirt

These shirts changed colors when they were heated up and were all the rage in the 80s....

by jack

Busty Bath Brush

I admit I didn’t buy this, because I am poor and it was overpriced, but what bathroom is complete without a back-brush? It’s a l...

November 30, 2009 by Nessa

Hershey’s Desert Bar

This is a chocolate bar that never melts. Hershey released these to the public for a brief time after Desert Storm in the 90s....

by jack

SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT – Famzilla

The truth. It’s not Bridezilla who ruins the wedding pictures..Its famzilla. . Also see: – Bye Michael, Thanks For The Dance ...

by monica johnson

Mold-A-Rama

Mold-a-Rama Machines are pretty much the coolest thing ever invented. Insert a few coins, and a magic machine makes you a toy out of hot pla...

by Nessa

6 comments

Hubba Bubba Soda or her and her

This bubble gum flavor soda was out in the 80s and actually didn’t taste that bad....

by jack

Jurassic Park Dinosaur cookies

Animal cookies are yesterday. Dinosaur cookies are where it is at. This is from when the movie came out....

November 29, 2009 by jack

Dunkin’ Donuts Cereal

Time to make the donuts. Fred the baker is eager for you to try a free sample of Dunkin’ Donuts cereal. As you can see we have both gl...

by jack

Someone had to do it- THANK GOD THAT CLOCK HAS STOPPED TICKING

Octomom. altho in this case it Centipediamom..sleeps as the children frolic as odd neighbors look on. The piece, THANK GOD THAT CLOCK HAS ST...

by monica johnson

Turbie Twist

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November 28, 2009 by adam

Aftershave in a car.

Avon for Men “Straight Eight Windjammer” aftershave. 6x2x2 inches. 1969-1975. Odiferous to this day....

by Markydoodle

THE MIRROR KNOWS NOTHING

DYSMORPHIC BODY IMAGE WHO KNOWS WHAT BEAUTY IS. CERTAINLY NOT THE MIRROR...

by monica johnson

Ice Cucumber Pepsi

This is much newer than most of my submissions, but since most people probably weren’t aware of it ever existed and it is so unique I ...

November 27, 2009 by jack

5 comments

THINGS AROUND THE HOUSE. ALL WRAPPED UP

The Wraped Art pieces are done wrapping fabric around things like a spoon or any old thing whose shape inspires. RUN FOR THE ROSES is an ice...

by monica johnson

Employee of the Month

The summer between high school and college, I was looking for a job – and through pure ignorance of the system, went to the local post...

by MeshuggaMel

1970s Horror Movie Trailers

A collection of some of the funniest horror movie trailers you will ever see. Were they really supposed to be scary?...

by tennwriter

The Sensuous Golfer – by Mark Oman PB Book 1976 edition

This is a collection of humorous writings and drawings on the subject of golf....

by kookykitsch

SHH SHES READING AND DREAMING

I cant stop making these things Allee…im possessed..it all started last November when shrink changed my meds. i hope it doesnt turn ou...

November 26, 2009 by monica johnson

17 comments

Salvador Dali and Gala

This is how you make an entrance....

by tennwriter

Grumpy Old Guy golf ball character

As a recovering golfer, I love to be reminded that one can have a nice drive without a club in hand. That’s the top end of a tee stick...

by Markydoodle

CHER workout video

Also includes Cher’s own selection of music to make your workout even more fun. 90 minutes. 1992...

by Jason Mecier

5 comments

Bikini Babe Bottle Openers

Not sure I am proud about what this reveals about the male psyche, especially after a few rounds....

November 25, 2009 by Rome

Ronco DAZEY SEAL-A-MEAL cooking pouches

SAM BAG cooking opuches by Ronco teleproducts...

by kookykitsch