Yes, it was the opening line of my very first hit and it was the greatest way ever to celebrate the opening of The Allee Willis Museum...
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Party Photos from The Allee Willis Museum Of Kitsch Grand Opening Party #1
The response to awmok.com has been insane, beyond my wildest and most hopeful expectations both from the press and from the public...
Vincent Price Shrunken Head Apple Sculpture Kit
Seeing horror legend Vincent Price on the box so pleased with his apple heads makes this priceless to me. This was out in the 70s at the tim...
Mr. T Gold Chain Bubble Gum
I didn’t take advantage of the gold colored chain offer, so Mr. T pities this fool. The gum is still in the wrapper, but it has become...
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – NBC News features The Allee Willis Museum Of Kitsch!
This ran on September 18, 2009. Thank you, NBC and especially Cary Berglund, for getting what Kitsch is and giving it the props it so ...
Adjusta-Cap and its many, many miraculous uses.
So this always amazes me- all the drawings of the heads wearing the caps. That is a gift. What really kills me is the advertising on the sid...
“Cher, A Pop-Culture Fairy Tale” by Lauren Duarte
Almost a year ago, I was lying in bed with my Chihuahua Schmoopy, suffering my first big Hollywood heartbreak. The animated short I created ...
Cosmic Candy and Space Dust
Here is some of my favorite candy growing up. I have many packages of vintage candy, but the designs on these are by far the most interestin...
Hand Chairs
I love the look of these chairs, but unless they are the only option available I never actually use them for sitting. They are not the most ...
Wooden sculpture of a deer and mountain lion
This is a hand carved figure that I picked up a few years ago for a pretty cheap at a thrift store. If you look at it from the corner it doe...
Various and sundry
Various and sundry items, mostly from estate sales. My personal favorites are the Shinola shoe polish (which I can differentiate from sh*t) ...
A lotta lunchboxes
Lunchboxes have been considered collectible for quite a while now, which makes them hard to come by at affordable prices. These are some of ...
Velvet paradise
This velvet painting of a beautiful tropical scene hangs on a chartreuse wall to highlight the golden hues of sunset in paradise. A lint bru...
Thank heaven for little girls…
Big eyed girls (and one boy, or perhaps cross-dresser) by several artists, touching on some of the major themes in the big-eyed child world ...
Eddie Murphy gives a ride to tranny hooker
Chivalry is not dead! Eddie Murphy opens his heart and his car to give rides home to TS sex workers who work the late shift in Hollywood! We...
Jell-O for salads
When I was young my grandparents had cook books from the 50s and 60s that gave 1001 ways to make a meal out of Jell-O. It always seemed so s...
Cheezilla
In 1998 I came across an ad in Newsweek announcing that the National Dairy Association was hosting a nationwide cheese art competition. The ...
OJ Trial of the Century Chess Set
The OJ Trial of the Century Chess set- with all the players! Justice is not about truth or right or wrong- it is a GAME! A cast of character...
Laffun Heads
I love these things. They were made in the 70s to hang on the wall. When somebody walks by and pulls their ties they spit water in their fac...
Toy lighter and cigarettes
When I first saw this I knew I had to buy it. I can’t even imagine this toy being sold in this day and age....
Not big eyed girls, but big eyed ladies
While most Keane prints feature sad little girls, these two are definitely all grown up! On the left, a mother and child. She’s got a ...
Go go Gorby!
Back from the days when Glasnost was all the rage, we’ve got this piece of emerging capitalism, the Michael “Gorby” Gorbac...
Not your average superhero -Fleet Enema ENEMAN
Look up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s ENEMAN! That’s right, here’s the Fleet Eneman, your favori...