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Laffun Heads

I love these things. They were made in the 70s to hang on the wall. When somebody walks by and pulls their ties they spit water in their fac...

Go go Gorby!

Back from the days when Glasnost was all the rage, we’ve got this piece of emerging capitalism, the Michael “Gorby” Gorbac...

Rain lamp

This is a rain lamp. In case you don’t know what a rain lamp is, mineral oil drips down the fishing line creating a beautiful “r...

Kitschy Lamps

I have a pair of these lamps. I bought them in separate auctions on eBay (about a month apart). I love them..now I just need to find matchin...

Allee here 9/17/09

I thought I’d be chitchatting in The Kitschenette like a mofo but have been so swamped with follow-up to the incredible response from ...

Send in the Clowns

Clowns. Not just any clowns, but a dentally challenged clown on velvet and a duo of clown-lets (kinder-clowns?) demonstrating the yin/yang o...

Vive la France

Ah, France. Just to say the word conjures images of romance and charm. And what better homage to the charms of France than the peeing boy an...

Give a hoot!

From the day I learned how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop, I have known to seek the sage advice of o...

Shalom!

Sometimes it’s hard to be a Jew is a world full of goyishe kitsch. The goyim have Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, velvet Jesus, bathtub...

The Kennedy Heads

THE KENNEDY HEADS I acquired the first of these two kitsch-ennedy JFK busts at a flea market about 15 years ago. It appears to have been mad...

Siamese Cats TV Lamp

In the 50s it was believed that watching TV in a room with a low light source could make you go blind. These lamps were developed to allevia...