The Allee Willis Museum of Kitsch

Reach, The Watershed Edition

Well, what can I say? I hope some excellent day, somebody submits me to my museum of kitsch, not that I’d ever stray from Allee’...

by windupkitty

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Im not just Arnold Drummond – Gary Coleman Glasses

What can I say, I do love Gary Coleman and I have 6 of these. Maybe if I keep drinking out of them, someday it will come true....

by windupkitty

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Maximum Stimulation

‘Nough Said!!! Of course, when you actually look at the cover of this album his moves seem to be suspiciously those of perhaps Don ...

by windupkitty

Billy Beer

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November 22, 2009 by Jason Mecier

And Me, I’m Ed McMahon

The butt of Johnny’s jokes, the forever sidekick…..This album title is just a little too desperate and sad! I have some of his b...

by windupkitty

Dorothy Gray Radioactive Skin Cream

I miss the days when we threw radioactive waste in a model’s face to prove the effectiveness of our cosmetics. Ah, nostalgia....

by tennwriter

Rap Snacks

Master P Platinum Bar-B-Que Flavored Chips!...

by adam

Charlie’s Angels board game

I have a HUGE Charlie’s Angels collection. this is one of things i could access easy enough....

November 21, 2009 by Jason Mecier

Vanilla Ice electronic rap game

YO! Come rap with the possee! It’s easy! Vanilla Ice’s easy to play Rap Happy Rhyme to Rhyme game. 1991. Actually all jokes asid...

by Jason Mecier

It’s Not a Bird. It’s Not A Plane.

It’s Sister Bertrille … the cornette wearing catechismic Miley Cyrus of the ’60’s. She wasn’t just flying the ...

by Slazz

“Way Out West” video – Mae West

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L0qZi5e7mE The first eight minutes of Mae West’s album of rock ‘n’ roll, “Way Out We...

November 20, 2009 by tennwriter

Lisa Whelchel cassette tape

Blair from “the Facts of Life” sings songs about Jesus. 1984....

November 19, 2009 by Jason Mecier

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“Michael Forever” by Maria Dangell – Full ENGLISH Version

Not to be portentous, but this video is a very important addition to the Museum. A booming baritone in a documentary would intone “Lad...

by tennwriter

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Lobby Cards for the film Black Belt Jones

These are original lobby cards printed in 1974 to promote one of the greatest films of all time. I have the LP of the original soundtrack to...

November 18, 2009 by windupkitty

Dionne Warwick’s “The Psychic Within” Boardgame

Still in the shrink wrap....

November 17, 2009 by Jason Mecier

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Ann Miller, Great American Soups Commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swDzAPvj6k8 The fabulous Ann “Tappy Toes” Miller in this 1970 commercial for Great American Soups...

by tennwriter

Elvira Beer

Elvira herself gave me this delicious Night Brew Dark Lager....

by Jason Mecier

Farrah Fawcett Shampoo

Now I know it to be an Urban Legend, but I used to believe that just over the border, somewhere in Mexico, there still stands a little store...

by Jason Mecier

Elvis Is King christmas card

Elvis Is King Christmas Card. The greeting inside reads, "He Is The King! Merry Christmas"....

November 13, 2009 by Peter Kimmel

Chiquita Bananakitsch

Sorta sexy, kinda kitschy, it’s the Miss Chiquita Banana doll from 1944! Here she is in all her glory as a cut-and-sew, make-it-yourse...

November 12, 2009 by Kyle Dayton

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Colonel Sanders’ Tijuana Picnic album

Because when you think “Tijuana,” naturally, the first thing that comes to mind is KFC! SIDE ONE: a taste of honey lonely bull c...

by kookykitsch

Louis Armstrong stamp with speakeasy envelope background

“Satchmo” by Tricky Envelopes, artist – Peter Bartczak...

November 10, 2009 by kookykitsch

Christmas with Colonel Sanders LP

Who wouldn’t want to spend Xmas with America’s favorite Colonel…especially one known for his singing/songwriting talents?...

November 9, 2009 by kookykitsch

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Joan Crawford’s post-Mildred Pierce Coffee mug

This mug is almost as Kitsch as Joan’s 1971 book “My Way of Life”...

October 21, 2009 by Tom Gregory