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Unmistakably Lou
Lou Rawls is kind of too cool to be kitsch, but some of his songs definitely fit the bill. “See You when I Git There” (yes, that...
Maximum Stimulation
‘Nough Said!!! Of course, when you actually look at the cover of this album his moves seem to be suspiciously those of perhaps Don ...
And Me, I’m Ed McMahon
The butt of Johnny’s jokes, the forever sidekick…..This album title is just a little too desperate and sad! I have some of his b...
Happy Housework
I’m pretty much in love with the cover of this record, though I’m not sure how kitschy it is, I think it’s adorable. I esp...
Come on everybody, Let’s Kitschercise!
Most of the records I have collected have been chosen for their cheesy album covers (I could spend months submitting them here if I were to ...
Vanilla Ice electronic rap game
YO! Come rap with the possee! It’s easy! Vanilla Ice’s easy to play Rap Happy Rhyme to Rhyme game. 1991. Actually all jokes asid...
“Way Out West” video – Mae West
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L0qZi5e7mE The first eight minutes of Mae West’s album of rock ‘n’ roll, “Way Out We...
Truck Stop Favorites LP
A staple of American highways, the truck stop has long been underappreciated for its fostering of the arts. At last, I’ve found a reco...
Lisa Whelchel cassette tape
Blair from “the Facts of Life” sings songs about Jesus. 1984....
“Michael Forever” by Maria Dangell – Full ENGLISH Version
Not to be portentous, but this video is a very important addition to the Museum. A booming baritone in a documentary would intone “Lad...
Feel the music in your gut, get up and move your butt…….
Yes, those are the opening lyrics to Jimmy Castor’s title song, E-Man Groovin’. He was an absolute genius. I have an embarrassin...
Dionne Warwick’s “The Psychic Within” Boardgame
Still in the shrink wrap....
Ann Miller, Great American Soups Commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swDzAPvj6k8 The fabulous Ann “Tappy Toes” Miller in this 1970 commercial for Great American Soups...
Kitschy Cool Cat
I’ve had this thing for years. I flipped when I saw him, but I remember I got the dreaded look of “why would anyone buy that pie...
Good 2B Alive Coffee
Men just HATE that organic coffee. Men are supposed to drink their coffee black and hardcore. Well, “organic” has a new face tha...
Elvis Is King christmas card
Elvis Is King Christmas Card. The greeting inside reads, "He Is The King! Merry Christmas"....
Kitschy Kimono Girls
I couldn’t resist these cute kimono-clad drummer girls, with their “spaghetti” and “popcorn” decoration. They ...
Colonel Sanders’ Tijuana Picnic album
Because when you think “Tijuana,” naturally, the first thing that comes to mind is KFC! SIDE ONE: a taste of honey lonely bull c...
Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Fuller Brush Songfest Bath Powder Mitt
This thing kills me. Not only does it still reek of the scent of the powder that was pumped into it five decades ago but it exemplifies a co...
Louis Armstrong stamp with speakeasy envelope background
“Satchmo” by Tricky Envelopes, artist – Peter Bartczak...
Christmas with Colonel Sanders LP
Who wouldn’t want to spend Xmas with America’s favorite Colonel…especially one known for his singing/songwriting talents?...
MR. KITCH Record Album LP THE ROAD MARCH CALYPSO KING!
RCA Victor album with Aldwin Roberts (Lord Kitchener) from Trinidad....













